A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer
A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better
served hot. Advantage: Pussy
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice
cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does
not. Advantage: Draw
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not
disgusted. Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come
in. Advantage: Pussy
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a
beer. Advantage: Pussy
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer
If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get
mad. Advantage: Beer
Six beers in a night and you better not drive. Six pussies in
a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy
Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy
and you will get poor. Advantage: Draw
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a
football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands
at a football game. Advantage: Pussy
If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a
breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going
to get a high five. Advantage: Pussy
With beer, bigger is better. Advantage: Beer
Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less
enjoyable. Advantage: Beer
Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the
porcelain God. Advantage: Pussy
If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you
are normal. If you think all day about your next beer, you are an
alcoholic. Advantage: Pussy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of
pussy is more fun. Advantage: Pussy
If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try
to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual
harassment. Advantage: Draw
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly
drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are. Advantage: Beer
If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly
have you back. Advantage: Beer
The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have
enjoyed it. Advantage: Pussy
The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have
enjoyed it. Advantage: Beer
Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright, Dana
Doran Advantage: Draw
Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, New Castle.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above. Advantage: Pussy
