Children's books that didn't make it

  1. You Are Different and That's Bad
  2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
  3. Dad's New Wife Robert
  4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
  5. Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
  6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
  7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
  8. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
  9. All Cats Go To Hell
  10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  11. Some Kittens Can Fly
  12. That's It! I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
  13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
  14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
  15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
  17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
  18. Whining, Kicking, and Crying to Get Your Way
  19. You Were an Accident
  20. Things Rich Kids Have, but You Never Will
  21. Pop! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games
  22. The Man on the Moon is Actually Satan
  23. Your Nightmares Are Real
  24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
  25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
  26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
  27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
  28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
  29. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer...Hey, Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
  30. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers
  31. Fun with Needles and Handcuffs
  32. Sammy's Pet Duck and the Terrible Dinner Accident
  33. Let's Make Friends: Men in Trench Coats
  34. How to Install a Hidden Camera in Your Parents' Bedroom
  35. Mr. Bunny Turns Rabid
  36. The Banana in My Pocket
  37. The Xena: Warrior Princess Self-Discovery Book (packaged with plastic "fun" sword)
  38. The Cat in the Hat in the Sack in the Lake
  39. Horton Hires a Whore
  40. Why Did You Make Mommy and Daddy Hate Each Other?
  41. 101 Things to Do with Rusty Nails
  42. The Skull and Crossbones Means "Yummy" and Other Lies Your Parents Tell You

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