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A Chinese couple gets married, and the bride is a virgin.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bedsheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darling, I know this is your first time and you're very frightened. I promise you I'll give you anything you want. I'll do anything you want. What you want?"
"I want 69," she replies.
He looks at her very puzzled and says, "You want... Beef with Broccoli?"