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Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
Greet everyone who gets on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you admiral.
Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lean over another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
Say "Ding" at each floor.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Play the harmonica.
Ask fellow passengers if they happen to have a can of beans and some firewood.
Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."
Stare at another passenger, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Shave.
Burp, then say, "Mmmmm...tasty!"
Wear "X-ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."