Female Hormones in Beer?

It has been suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption after considering the results of a recent analysis which had revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, scientists took 100 men and fed 8 pints of beer each. It was then observed that:

  1. 100% of the men gained weight
  2. talked excessively without making sense
  3. became overly emotional
  4. couldn't drive
  5. failed to think rationally
  6. argued over nothing
  7. refused to apologize when wrong

No further testing is planned.

 

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