Dearest
Sweetheart Snuggle Dumpling Insurance Policy Beneficiary Woman With Whom I Live So People Will Think I'm Straight,
Last night, as you slept, I gazed at your face nestled gently upon your pillow and wondered
at your beauty if you would notice I pawned the bed when you stopped shaving
- and it makes me realize how inadequate
a mere present a lousy diamond paying my share of the rent this month
would be in expressing my love for you. So, let me instead,
Sweetheart, Dear Heart, Goebbels-in-Drag, Sis,
give you my heart, and with it
my soul my eternal devotion something for the rash an erection the size of a Winnebago an erection the size of a Honda Civic an erection, just take my word for it,
wrapped in a bit of sunshine that I have stolen from your smile.
Love and
Kisses, Hugs, Penicillin, The Attached Subpoena,
