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A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for twenty minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer service representative and says, "Hey, lady, I got this here check for deposit, and I'll be goddamned if I'm going to wait my ass on line anymore."
"Please," says the woman, "I won't have that kind of language in this bank."
"Well excuse me, but this fuckin' check ain't drawing any goddamned interest with you yappin' away about my language."
"Sir, I don't have to take this abuse," she says.
"Well then, let's get the fuckin' manager okay? I mean, what kind of shit is this I have to take from you?"
The manager is summoned, and asks, "What seems to be the problem?"
The woman says, "This man is using vulgar language, and I won't stand for it."
The man says, "Hey, all's I'm trying to do in this goddamned bank, for Christ's sake, is deposit this fuckin' check for fifteen million dollars!"
The manager looks at the check, then at the man, and says "And this fuckin' bitch won't help you..?"