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You Might Be From Indiana If...

The smell of manure is an aphrodisiac.
You end all sentences with a preposition, e.g., where you at?
You consider yourself dressed up when you wear a tie with your bibs.
Your best coat is your Carhardt.
You're seen in public wearing a sweatshirt that reads "World's Greatest Grandma."
When you wear your best sweats on Thanksgiving so you can eat more.
When you plan an orgy and a Euchre game breaks out.
A restaurant has an invisible wall in the non-smoking section and you believe it works.
Speeding consists of two miles over the speed limit.
You think you don't have to use a turn signal on your car because you don't use it on your tractor.
You stop your car, anticipating the light turning yellow.
You build your dream house on a cornfield, and you considered it posh.
You warsh your clothes and think George Warshington was the first president.
You get sore because there is no fried catfish on the menu and you have to eat pork again.
You stay in a small town because John Mellencamp said you can breathe there.
You hate anyone that went to Purdue, and worship anyone that went to IU, whether you did or not.
Cow-tipping is your favorite pastime.
You think there is more in Indiana than just corn.
You're proud to be called a Hoosier, even if you don't know what one is.