You Might Be a High-Tech Redneck If...

  1. Your e-mail address ends in "@over.yonder.com."
  2. Your laptop has a sticker that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson."
  3. You've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.
  4. You wire your network with jumper cables.
  5. Your wife said either she or the computer had to go, and you still don't miss her.
  6. You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your drink on.
  7. Three words: Daisy Duke Screen saver.
  8. Your spell checker knows words like, "Y'all," "Yonder," and "Reckon."
  9. Your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5" disk drive.
  10. Smith and Wesson - The original point-and-click interface.
  11. When you order your new pickup truck with a gun rack and PCMCIA sockets.
  12. You only buy from Gateway, 'cause the cow-colored boxes are a hoot.

 

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