Seven Things to Do When Your ISP Goes Down

  1. Dial 911 Immediately.
  2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past two years.
  3. You mean there's something else to do?
  4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.
  5. Work.
  6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
  7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

 

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