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Men are like.....Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up
all night long.
Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like.....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like.....Curling Irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like.....Government Bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like.....Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.....Miniskirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up on your butt.
Men are like.....Parking Spots.
The good ones are already taken, and the ones that are left are
handicapped or extremely small.
Men are like.....Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the
bathroom.
Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like.....Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or
how long he will last.
Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both can be cheap and unreliable.
Men are like.....Vacations.
They never seem to last long enough.
Men are like....The Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.