The Rules: Men and Women

  1. The female always makes the rules.
  2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
  3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
  4. If the female suspects that the male know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
  5. The female is never wrong.
  6. If the female is wrong it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was the direct result of somthing that the male said or did wrong.
  7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
  8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
  9. The male must never change his mind without expressed written consent from the female.
  10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
  11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
  12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
  13. Only the female may determine when things are alright again.
  14. Any attempt to document these rules could result in severe bodily harm.

 

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