Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of
the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can
buy cigarettes at the front.
Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet
Coke.
Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.
Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.
Do we use answering machines to screen calls, and then have
call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want
to talk to in the first place.
Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of
eight.
Do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so
well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many," and "tics" meaning
"bloodsucking creatures."
