Santa Claus' Top Ten Pick-Up Lines

  1. "I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly."
  1. "I put the 'screw' in Scrooge."
  1. "I've got something you can hang a wreath on."
  1. "One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin' reindeer!"
  1. "Buy you a Zima?"
  1. "That's a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you."
  1. "Uh -- yeah, that's right, I'm Kenny Rogers."
  1. "I got your stocking stuffer right here..."
  1. "Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!"
  1. "I've got an elf in my pants!"

 

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