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A Frenchman, an Italian, and an American were sitting in a bar discussing sex.
"Last night I made love to my wife three times," boasted the Frenchman. "She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..."
The Italian said: "Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times, and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once." he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?" he asked.
"Don't stop."