You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming.
35°F / 1°C
Italians cars don't start.
32°F / 0°C
Water freezes.
30°F / -1°C
You plan your vacation in Australia.
25°F / -4°C
Ohio water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming.
20°F / -7°C
Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation farther south.
15°F / -9°C
French cars don't start, cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.
10°F / -12°C
You need jumper cables to get the car going.
5°F / -15°C
American cars don't start.
0°F / -18°C
Alaskans put on T-shirts.
-10°F / -23°C
German cars don't start, eyes freeze shut when you step outside.
-15°F / -26°C
You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects, Miami residents cease to exist.
-20°F / -29°C
Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you, politicians actually do something about the homeless, Minnesotans shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don't start.
-25°F / -32°C
Too cold to think, you need jumper cables to get the driver going.
-30°F / -34°C
You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don't start.
-40°F / -40°C
Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, Canadians put on sweater, your car helps you plan your trip South.
-50°F / -46°C
Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window.
-80°F / -62°C
Polar bears move south, Green Bay Packer and Buffalo Bills fans order hot cocoa at the game.
-90°F / -68°C
Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-100°F / -73°C
Hell freezes over, Clinton finally tells all. Kenneth Starr moves in with Monica. Alaskans button top button. Santa moves operations to Panama.
