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A chap walks up to another chap in a pointed hat and says:
Chap: You're Merlin aren't you?
Merlin: Why, yes... It's nice to be recognized!
Chap: Bit of a wizard, I hear?
Merlin: Well, yes... I've been told I'm skilled.
Chap: Do tricks and things, don't ya? Magical stuff?
Merlin: Magical. Yes, that's correct.
Chap: Turn kings into frogs, and that sort of thing? Is that right?
Merlin: Well, yes... I suppose I could turn a king into a frog!
Chap: Ever screwed up? Ya know, made a mistake?
Merlin: Well, yes... Hasn't everyone?
Chap: Can you reverse a curse?
Merlin: Yes I can. With knowledge of who applied the curse and the actual words of enchantment, I could do it. Why?
Chap: I'm cursed.
Merlin: Really, and how long have you been bewitched?
Chap: Years...
Merlin: Do you know the words spoken over you to lay this curse?
Chap: Yeah, can't forget them!
Merlin: What were they?
Chap: Something like, "Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"