You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for
three different organizations.
Your resume is in a diskette in your pocket.
You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
You learn about your layoff on the news.
Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher
than all the developing countries' gross national products
combined.
It's dark when you drive to and from work.
Communication is something your section is having problems
with.
You see a good-looking person and know it is a visitor.
Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.
Being sick is defined as "can't walk" or "in the
hospital."
You're already late on the work task you just got.
You work 200 hours for a $100 bonus check.
"Vacation" is something you roll over to next year, or a
check you get every January.
Your relatives and family describe your job as "working with
computers".
Your business cards are no longer correct just a month after
you receive them.
You have every Cup-A-Soup brand known to man in your desk
drawer.
You have no hobbies that do not involve an electronic
device.
During any outside-of-work event that vaguely resembles a
social activity, your co-workers outnumber your family
members.
You must fill in your own job performance evaluations and
target goals because no one else really knows what you do anyway.
Besides, the Human Resources Department was outsourced last
month.
Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you've lost
your best jokes.
